v in bollywood

i was recently informed that salman khan and (partha's fav actor) srk, had a showdown of some sorts; so i called upon the best resource on bollywood to confirm the story. here is what the huzooor of suroor had to say..

me: no no sallu bhai toh problems..

monna srk ni edo annadata

how dare him!

vigbert: same there also...language prob

srk english lo edho annadu...sallu ki edho arthamyyi

7:34 PM accent lo inkedo ante...srk inkola artham chesukoni

me: LOL

vigbert: ivaanni enduku shirt ippesthe ayipothundi kada ani sallu ki idea ochchindi

kaani akkade mistake ayyindi

srk kooda shirt ippadu ee saari

7:35 PM ivanni choosi...paapam aamir khan ...vaadini kooda ippamantaaremo ani tension padi cool down cheyyadaaniki try chesaadanta

kaani no use

7:36 PM idhe chaance ani katrina break up ani anesindi

rumour has it that...actuallly she was hired to teach sallu bhai some english...kaani eventaully heroine ayipoyyindi

me: lol

7:37 PM vigbert: paapam...sallu and akshya kumar kalisi katrina verbal moththam kharaab chesaaru

anduke ippudu nenu enter ayyanu

i shall stop here.. as he continued on to share some inside information about his apparent involvement with some popular actress. details will be disclosed when the time seems ripe.