Where are the sheep?
It's 12:40 am. I am staring at the wall.I've been staring at the wall for an hour. I think I should sleep now.
I can't sleep.. I 've been trying to sleep for an hour now. May be I should write something. I *am* writing something.
Once, there was a distant yellow land in the middle of a great white sea. It was called 'The distant yellow land in the middle of the white sea'. The day tour companies called it TDYLIMOWS. People in TDYLIMOWS always smoked cannabis. It was the national past time.. smoking cannabis by the sea and duck hunting in Dewuikville. People who don't smoke cannabis in TDYLIMOWS were called Lepodormants. Lepodormants were TV salesmen.
Every one in TDYLIMOWS watched TV. Lepodormants also watched TV. Sometimes, Lepodormants also appeared on TV. Bobcock Pighurt was the most famous Lepodormant who appeared on TV. People said Bobcock Pighurt was an ogre. His green hair and bushy eyebrows seemed out of ordinary to the cannabis smoking yellow folk. He looked normal at times, but ogre-like at others. People said it is because he appears on TV. TV gives you purple suits and green hair. TV makes people look like ogres. Ogres fancy plantations. Purple goes well with green, they said.
Bobcock Pighurt had lots of plantations in his farmland called Dewuikville. People always used to come to Bobcock to buy cannabis. Bobcock was the richest man of the land. Bobcock was a Lepodormant. Bobcock had no ducks.
Moral of the story: Don't stare at walls.
I can't sleep.. I 've been trying to sleep for an hour now. May be I should write something. I *am* writing something.
Once, there was a distant yellow land in the middle of a great white sea. It was called 'The distant yellow land in the middle of the white sea'. The day tour companies called it TDYLIMOWS. People in TDYLIMOWS always smoked cannabis. It was the national past time.. smoking cannabis by the sea and duck hunting in Dewuikville. People who don't smoke cannabis in TDYLIMOWS were called Lepodormants. Lepodormants were TV salesmen.
Every one in TDYLIMOWS watched TV. Lepodormants also watched TV. Sometimes, Lepodormants also appeared on TV. Bobcock Pighurt was the most famous Lepodormant who appeared on TV. People said Bobcock Pighurt was an ogre. His green hair and bushy eyebrows seemed out of ordinary to the cannabis smoking yellow folk. He looked normal at times, but ogre-like at others. People said it is because he appears on TV. TV gives you purple suits and green hair. TV makes people look like ogres. Ogres fancy plantations. Purple goes well with green, they said.
Bobcock Pighurt had lots of plantations in his farmland called Dewuikville. People always used to come to Bobcock to buy cannabis. Bobcock was the richest man of the land. Bobcock was a Lepodormant. Bobcock had no ducks.
Moral of the story: Don't stare at walls.
posted by Sharad Ragas at 2:22 PM
2 Comments:
smartass digs!
Walls. Cannabis. Some yellow land. Some white see.
Cannabis. Hmmm... what are you doing down there macha?
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